#Open #Canon: #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense #DON'T EAT THE MIND HONEY
>If you want to make a Donut Bar thread, seea suggested OP post at
http://donutbar.wikispaces.com/Other+New+Thread+OP+suggestions+%28on+probation%29
Old thread at: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/rp/res/39809397.html
Welcome to the Donut Bar, where shipping hits faster than a potato dropped from the Eiffel Tower and tags are there only to confuse you and allow everyone else to point and laugh at you!
Placed in undisclosed part of Canterlot where it's close to everything everywhere, the Waffle House and that one HotDog stand included pro-life tip don't eat the hotdogs, this ramshackle two-story-one-basement building houses all kinds of patrons that might or might not have anything to do with My Little Pony. Be it ponies, pegasi, unicorns, alicorns, Unicrons, dragons, demons, angels, Irish British priests of questionable morals, sentient blobs of goo, ridiculous amounts of humans, more than one Space Marine cake, abominations of eldritch and ordinary kind, bears, psychologists, living fursuits that everyone wants to have sex with that want to hug all into the collective, grim reapers, or just plain old psychopaths Haha! Joke's on you, I have pills now! [FEEL FREE TO ADD OR DELETE TYPES OF CREATURES OR CHARACTERS] - everyone's welcome and everyone will sooner or later be shipped even if that defies common sense – it might take a while though if it REALLY defies common sense.
By the door, there is a weapon bin that everyone ignores. On the wall, a sign written in cake frosting, saying "VIOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED". Behind the counter scorched with better unknown substances, exists a rack full of alcohols of all kinds.
Rumours say you can also buy doughnuts here. No one ever does. Ask me why!
On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense: [YOUR TEXT GOES HERE OR USE THE DEFAULT ONE]
“This bar... They just call it the "Donut Bar". We...we never named it. It's the kind of place where you can be anyone and anything--alive, dead, pony, human; boy, girl...and someone there will make time for you. It's a place where...where worlds collide and barriers break, where we can all sneak a look past the veil; if only for just a moment.
It's... a place to live”
"Too long, didn't read lol"
The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.
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Topics for today include:
>Homestuck!
>Tornadoes!
>EXPLOSIOOOOOONS
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The Bar is now: OPEN
Source:
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/rp/res/39811747.html